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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No go.

Just Forget it!

“16 and Pregnant ”Star Whitney Purvis’ Son, Weston, Dies at 16: 'My Worst Nightmare Come True' - Yahoo News Canada

share office space ...

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Did the Sumerians, Babylonians and, other Mesopotamians create more, influence more and, were more advanced than Egypt?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

I Tracked My Glucose Levels With My Favorite Fitness Tracker. These 3 Takeaways Surprised Me - CNET

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Blue Jays To Promote Will Robertson - MLB Trade Rumors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

401(k) millionaires fell in the first quarter — but it’s not all bad news - MarketWatch

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

When trump, musk, Putin and vance are gone how difficult will it be to undo all the damage they’ve done?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Reddit sports communities central to new AI lawsuit - Awful Announcing

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Drinking this amount of water per day helps control blood sugar levels in people with diabetes - Earth.com